Choco Waffles & Chinese Food

I don't like mean people! That's why I hang out with my kewl neighbors. They feed me stuff...like chinese and chocolate waffles. Here are the requirements for being an Andrew friend:


1. Must be entertaining


2. Must give me jobs


3. Must feed me


4. Must drive me places


5. Must buy me stuff


6. Must be appreciative of my high energy levels


7. Must be a good listener


8. Must obey my commands


9. Don't mind being around dirt


10. Must feed me...oh wait, that one is already listed!


11. Must watch movies


12. Must not like my sister


13. Must dance to YMCA


14. Must appreciate my fashion advice


So you see, I live next to the kewlest peeps in the QC :-)


Some of my neighbors (These friends are still friends despite their attire...they are in violation of my rules ((14)) but I still love em anyway!